So, to pick up where we left off, your goal, men of HELL, is to attract women. Now, pay attention...get that beer bottle out of you mouth and turn off the TV.
As I was saying, your goal is to attract women. If you were trying to find a fishing buddy or some guy to go to the NASCAR race, it would be different. But we're talking women here, so let's think about your profiles...If in your summary of yourself, you say that you can't think of anything to write, is that interesting? Hell, no! Women want to be intrigued. If there's really nothing interesting about yourself, then MAKE SOMETHING UP! How are we going to know any different? If we should actually meet each other, surely by then you will have thought of something that makes you different from every other Joe Schmo (excellent show, BTW).
Point 2: In the 6-things-I-cannot-live-without portion of your profile, never list your truck as number 1. And for god's sake, do not list it as number one and also as number 6. I'm sure there are some women who love trucks as much as you do, but, and trust me on this, most women do not, and if they say they do, they're playin' ya. Other things to not mention in this section include your shotgun, your huntin' dogs, NASCAR, food, water, shelter, your Mom, your wife, and my personal favorite, air. And calling air "oxygen" doesn't make you look smart.
As I was saying, your goal is to attract women. If you were trying to find a fishing buddy or some guy to go to the NASCAR race, it would be different. But we're talking women here, so let's think about your profiles...If in your summary of yourself, you say that you can't think of anything to write, is that interesting? Hell, no! Women want to be intrigued. If there's really nothing interesting about yourself, then MAKE SOMETHING UP! How are we going to know any different? If we should actually meet each other, surely by then you will have thought of something that makes you different from every other Joe Schmo (excellent show, BTW).
Point 2: In the 6-things-I-cannot-live-without portion of your profile, never list your truck as number 1. And for god's sake, do not list it as number one and also as number 6. I'm sure there are some women who love trucks as much as you do, but, and trust me on this, most women do not, and if they say they do, they're playin' ya. Other things to not mention in this section include your shotgun, your huntin' dogs, NASCAR, food, water, shelter, your Mom, your wife, and my personal favorite, air. And calling air "oxygen" doesn't make you look smart.
--Ina
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