the Plan...in action

By now, inatizzy was sitting happily out on the Hello!Eros web site. And she was attracting some attention. HELL has this feature that allows you to see who's been looking at your profile. Pretty handy. If someone cool has looked, you can send him a message and start something. If someone creepy has looked, well, you probably want to ignore him. Every now and then, I'd check to see who'd viewed Ina, and as I said before, there've been some interesting guys. And Ina, being who she is, had flirted with some them and it was fun. But, we all know who Ina was really interested in...and then one day, there it was. Dave had looked...he hadn't messaged, but he'd looked and that was enough.

Inatizzy put on her thinking cap and came up with the perfect message to make ol' Dave some sniffing around. She was fun!...she was flirtatious!...she was slightly naughty! And Dave, as we all knew he would, took the bait. When that message hit his mailbox, why, he didn't even take the time to write a message back. He Instant Messaged! Well, Ina was a little taken aback. She certainly didn't want to get into some fast, off the cuff conversation with him. That could have been disastrous. No, email was much better for her purposes. So, she ignored him. Best possible strategy she could have come up with too. It wasn't long before an email showed up. And guess what? It was just like the first one Dave had sent to Ina's alter-ego...sweet, funny, eager, written just as though the thoughts flowed right from his twisted little brain onto the screen. Seems like Dave might be lacking in imagination, or perhaps he's learned not to mess with success. Anyway, he also included that weird little sign-off. And we're going to take a little detour here, so hang on...

--Ina